I introduce to you Krunk, the wall guard! Going for an ogrish personality with this guy. Yes, Krunk is a very medieval Japanese name.
Guard:
So Krunk says to him
“Krunk take yer shift me buddy!”
Whatta bad boo boo,
Working on Free Ramen Night.
What wuz dat, Krunk hear big sound.
Ninja:
Fall alerted guard.
Mourning not bringing smoke bombs.
Unprofessional.
Can hear guard coming this way.
Once again, forced to end life.
“Who’s there! Krunk find you!”
He thinks he’s the predator.
Very ironic.
Blades drawn, stepping out of bush.
He is prey; me? A hunter.
Time for Tanka! 